Non-Jews are for practice
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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