i think my tv is drunk
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You've changed since you got that strap on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
