It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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