she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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