just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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