4 words: hood of his car
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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