I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my poor anus
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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