She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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