Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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