My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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