I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
