i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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