come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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