I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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