it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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