I'm going to rape someone's good day.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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