On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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