At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Come see our sink grown plant.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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