just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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