he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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