So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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