Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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