I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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