I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
ttyl tear gas
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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