Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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