what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
smell my finger.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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