no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it was like eating out sand paper
you win again, gameday.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
it glows. i had to have it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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