my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize