i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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