You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So squirting runs in the family.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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