I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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