is your mom at the bar?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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