U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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