I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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