Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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