Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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