thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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