nut hugger
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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