I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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