You're my little dorito
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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