I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
its not stalking. its research.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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