dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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