i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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