idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
soo... how was my night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
