We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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