My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Randomize
