Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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