You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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