$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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