im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I AM VODKA MAN
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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