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(248): View more from Michigan

Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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(752): View more from California

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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(858): View more from California

she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(518): View more from New York

you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face

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(518): View more from New York

I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

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(813): View more from Florida

It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"

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(845): View more from New York

Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."

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(716): View more from New York

last night I used snow as a chaser

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