his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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