Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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