did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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