What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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