I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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