Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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