Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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