you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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