In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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