You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
where am i from again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We need to get me chipped asap
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
